nature doesn't care about you (mug)

$11.00

A pretty, vintage-style botanical print of toxic flowers — larkspur, belladonna, lily of the valley, oleander, foxglove, wolfsbane, and hemlock — with "Nature Doesn't Care About You" in cursive script underneath.

It's not really about the flowers. It's about the fact that evolution built bodies that hemorrhage, grow tumors, choke on food, develop allergies to harmless things, and degrade with age whether we like it or not. Nature doesn't really care about us, it cares just enough that we survive to reproduce at a population level. 

10% of profits will go the Poison Control. 

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  • Ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Size & Fit

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.